Monday, May 19, 2003

Does every pop music video clip have to have a DJ in the background spinning records, and doing mock scratching movements even though it is quite clear that a record is not used at all in the song? Well maybe not every clip, but at least one of them that I've seen recently...

Friday, May 16, 2003

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It's been raining heaps lately, and it sucks cause I can't be bothered getting my umbrella out, because if I use my umbrella, it'll get wet (duh) and then it'll wreck all the things inside my bag when I pack it away. So I carry an umbrella around, but I don't use it and so I always end up soaked.

Friday, May 09, 2003

I've begun reading Angela's Ashes by Frank McCourt. I haven't formed an opinion on it yet, but it's probably good since it's won a whole heap of prizes and stuff. I better like it, otherwise I will have wasted ten dollars. Which could have been better spent on a pack of faux-vinyl CD-R's. Me wantee!

Sunday, May 04, 2003

I would like to thank the people who take the time and effort to convert their vinyl's into mp3s, and share them on the internet so that poor, lazy, turntableless people like me could truly appreciate good music.

Thursday, May 01, 2003

I finished my assignment on time.

The Onion
Chimp Study On Human-Evasion Response To Feces-Hurling Nearly Complete
MADISON, WI—Chimpanzees at the University of Wisconsin's Primate Laboratory are nearing completion of a two-year study on human-evasion response to hurled feces, sources reported Tuesday. "Our research shows that Homo sapiens experience extreme agitation and an urge to flee when pelted with baseball-sized lumps of primate scat," said Dr. Jingles, speaking from his research cage. "In 10 out of 10 cases, our test subjects retreated to the far corner of the room and screamed, 'Stop! Stop! AIIIIGH!'" Dr. Jingles first made his mark in science in 1993, when he earned a Nobel Prize for conclusively proving the deliciousness of bananas.

Pure hilarity.
Once again, I've left my work untouched until the last minute. I have a few hours to finish this assignment. I'm pretty sure I'll be able to do it, but I don't think it will be very good. Nevertheless...