Monday, March 31, 2003

All my fish died :(

Wednesday, March 26, 2003

So it's nearly the end of march. That's four months this year in which I have not been sick. Hurray for me!

Monday, March 24, 2003

Click here and download the song Motorcycle - As The Rush Comes. Rename it to .mp3 to listen to it. Since this song transcends genres, I can't really classify as any specific type of music, but it falls under the broad spectrum of electronic music. Others might call it progressive house. It is produced by the geniuses known as Gabriel and Dresden who were responsible for the excellent remix of WOW's Mindcircus.

Travelling somewhere, could be anywhere...

Thursday, March 20, 2003

Haha, I get lots of search engine traffic now that the phrase "huge testicles" is on this site.

Wednesday, March 19, 2003

I saw Maelström on TV yesterday, it was quite entertaining. What I liked most was the fish-narrator.

Saturday, March 15, 2003

I was just watching a documentary called Human Instinct. In it, it said that human males' testicles are larger than those of a gorilla, but smaller than those of a chimpanzee. The reason, the show explained, was that the gorilla had a harem of females that are his own, so he doesn't need a lot of sperm at the ready. On the other hand, female chimpanzees aren't faithful at all, so the male chimps have to ejaculate as much as possible, into as many females as possible, to give their sperm the best chance of creating a baby. That's why they have huge testicles. Cuts to a shot of huge chimp testicles. It then goes on to say that in the case of humans, females aren't very promiscuous, but they aren't entirely faithful either, which is why human males have testicles that are somewhere between the size of a gorillas, and a chimpanzees.

Then there was the story about a guy who, while his girlfriend was sleeping, read her text messages on her mobile phone. To his surprise, they were sexually provocative and sent by their next door neighbour who was away on holiday. So, with his anger aroused, this guy gets out his chainsaw, and cuts through his neighbour's garage door and demolishes the neighbour's limited edition Jaguar. I wonder what this macho alpha male would do if some guy hit on his girlfriend right under his nose.

Tuesday, March 11, 2003

Just then in a lecture, the guy sitting next to me was writing sideways. Instead of having your workbook in a vertical position, he was writing in it horizontally.

Friday, March 07, 2003

An uneventful week at uni. I need money.

Sunday, March 02, 2003

Argh, uni tomorrow.